The 30 Weirdest Things You Could But Probably Shouldn’t Buy on Amazon
Amazon is well known for being the ultimate online shopping destination. You can find anything on Amazon they say. Anything. Things that never should have been found. Items hidden in the depths of Amazon search pages never meant for mankind to click on. Amazon items so weird, strange, unnecessary and, in some cases, mentally scarring.
If you are brave enough, have a strong stomach, and are willing to see the occasional NSFW item, then maybe you are qualified to handle this list. These are 30 of the weirdest, most uncomfortable, sickening, hair raising items that have ever been situated below the Amazon logo.
Just remember . . . We warned you.
Don’t like the taste of coffee, but love that morning pick me up? Well have we got the product for you!
To start with, this does not contain any actual meat. Having said that, if you want to destroy some childish innocence, leave this out for the kids to find.
Because no will think twice when they see you knocking back a couple tampons.
You can spice up any meal with a little salt and pepper, and these shakers can spice up any table.
Finally proof of alien life, or at least dirt that they may or may not have stepped on.
I’m sure there is a legitimate use for this in hunting, but you have to wonder how they are getting this stuff.
If you’re like me, you probably have enough of this already, but in case you wanted a good look at it, here you go.
The reviewers of this item seem to absolutely love it. So at least there is a market for it out there somewhere.
Apparently this is a real thing. Also the comments on this page are absolutely disgusting.
We’ve all been using toilet paper like a bunch of peasants, when apparently the future has already come.
I guess someone out there finds this to be really funny. On the plus side, 8GB is a solid amount storage space for 2005.
Hair is like sand. Once you’ve got it in your house, it’s impossible to get out. Well worry no longer!
This book instills in me a deep horror alongside images of a chef adding his “secret ingredient” directly into the bowl.
Who doesn’t want a little Jesus floating around in the tub?
Nothing like that greasy flavor to let your partner know how much you love them.
There is a right time and a wrong time to pull a prank. Christmas morning falls into the latter category.
Personally, I love being the little spoon, so they have already made one sale today.
Yes, this is a cream that will somehow magically “shrink” your vagina. I don’t even know what to say.
A bachelor party gag gift with horrifying repercussions if taken more . . . seriously.