50 Honest State Slogans
It’s easy to laugh at official state slogans when they’re really not accurate at all. Case and point—Arkansas was once named the “Land of Opportunity.” That’s why we’ve created a list of what each state’s slogan should actually be. Take a look, have a laugh and don’t take these (or life) too seriously.
Enjoy, and please let us know what you think in the comments!
First in football, last in civil rights.
Come for the Grand Canyon, leave with heat stroke.
We eat like hogs and root for them too!
The Granola State—full of flakes, fruits, and nuts.
We’ve got the munchies!
Home of the one percent
The Northeast’s Trailer Park.
State with the stupidest criminals.
Georgia isn’t even on our minds.
“Haka tiki mou sha’ami leeki toru” (death to mainland scum, but leave your money).
Great Potatoes…yep that’s it.
Land of corn and corrupt politicians.
Land of billboards that promise an eternity in Hell.
Where the state tree is a telephone pole.
Just passing through!
Four million people, four last names.
.Come for the party, leave with a hangover.
Lobsters jump out at me!
We’ve got the good kind of crabs!
Our road rage comes from hating New York.
Detroit was an accident.
Land of 10,000 lakes that you can’t swim because they’re frozen
The souths warmist welcum
So cool we stole Kansas City from Kansas.
Just a small town with very long streets.
Where the best thing to do is cow tipping.
We promise you’ll leave empty-handed.
Home of the tax havens.
Jersey Shore… Enough said.
We’ll tell you all about our UFO sightings.
More than just a city.
Less racist than the rest of the south.
Not as boring as…never mind.
Home of the presidents you don’t remember.
We’re always playing Twister.
We didn’t all die of dysentery.
Where the Amish play Frogger.
You know us from Family Guy.
We pledge allegiance to the Confederate flag.
At least we’re not North Dakota.
Home to white people music.
El estado de la estrella solitaria
Where monogamy is overrated.
Home of the rich hippies.
Too northern for the South, too southern for the North.
America’s most caffeinated state.
The love child state.
Home to the worst accent.
Not just gay cowboys.