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50 Honest State Slogans

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It’s easy to laugh at official state slogans when they’re really not accurate at all. Case and point—Arkansas was once named the “Land of Opportunity.” That’s why we’ve created a list of what each state’s slogan should actually be. Take a look, have a laugh and don’t take these (or life) too seriously.

Enjoy, and please let us know what you think in the comments!

Alabama

alabama state slogan

First in football, last in civil rights.

Alaska

Russia’s Neighbor!

Arizona

Arizona state slogan

Come for the Grand Canyon, leave with heat stroke.

Arkansas

arkansas state slogan

We eat like hogs and root for them too!

California

california state slogan

The Granola State—full of flakes, fruits, and nuts.

Colorado

colorado state slogan

We’ve got the munchies!

Connecticut

connecticut state slogan

Home of the one percent

Delaware

delaware state slogan

The Northeast’s Trailer Park.

Florida

florida state slogan

State with the stupidest criminals.

Georgia

georgia state slogan

Georgia isn’t even on our minds.

Hawaii

hawaii state slogan

“Haka tiki mou sha’ami leeki toru” (death to mainland scum, but leave your money).

Idaho

idaho state slogan

Great Potatoes…yep that’s it.

Illinois

Illinois state slogan

Land of corn and corrupt politicians.

Indiana

indiana state slogan

Land of billboards that promise an eternity in Hell.

Iowa

iowa state slogan

Where the state tree is a telephone pole.

Kansas

kansas state slogan

Just passing through!

Kentucky

kentucky state slogan

Four million people, four last names.

Louisiana

louisiana state slogan

.Come for the party, leave with a hangover.

Maine

maine state slogan

Lobsters jump out at me!

Maryland

maryland state slogan

We’ve got the good kind of crabs!

Massachusetts

massachusetts state slogan

Our road rage comes from hating New York.

Michigan

detroit state slogan

Detroit was an accident.

Minnesota

minnesota state slogan

Land of 10,000 lakes that you can’t swim because they’re frozen

Mississippi

mississippi state slogan

The souths warmist welcum

Missouri

missouri state slogan

So cool we stole Kansas City from Kansas.

Montana

montana state slogan

Just a small town with very long streets.

Nebraska

nebraska state slogan

Where the best thing to do is cow tipping.

Nevada

nevada state slogan

We promise you’ll leave empty-handed.

New Hampshire

new hampshire state slogan

Home of the tax havens.

New Jersey

jersey shore state slogan

Jersey Shore… Enough said.

New Mexico

new mexico state slogan

We’ll tell you all about our UFO sightings.

New York

new york state slogan

More than just a city.

North Carolina

north carolina state slogan

Less racist than the rest of the south.

North Dakota

north dakota state slogan

Not as boring as…never mind.

Ohio

ohio state slogan

Home of the presidents you don’t remember.

Oklahoma

oklahoma state slogan

We’re always playing Twister.

Oregon

oregon state slogan

We didn’t all die of dysentery.

Pennsylvania

pennsylvania state slogan

Where the Amish play Frogger.

Rhode Island

rhode island state slogan

You know us from Family Guy.

South Carolina

south carolina state slogan

We pledge allegiance to the Confederate flag.

South Dakota

south dakota state slogan

At least we’re not North Dakota.

Tennessee

tennessee state slogan

Home to white people music.

Texas

texas state slogan

El estado de la estrella solitaria

Utah

utah state slogan

Where monogamy is overrated.

Vermont

vermont state slogan

Home of the rich hippies.

Virginia

virginia state slogan

Too northern for the South, too southern for the North.

Washington

washington state slogan

America’s most caffeinated state.

West Virginia

west virginia state slogan

The love child state.

Wisconsin

wisconsin state slogan

Home to the worst accent.

Wyoming

wyoming state slogan

Not just gay cowboys.