26 Most Important Maps You Won’t Find In Schools (Number 16 is Hilarious)
Sometimes school leave gaps in our education. Seriously, do you know which country has the hottest women? Or which country in Europe has the most redheads? Yeah, we didn’t think so. That’s why we’ve thrown together a list of the 26 most important maps you won’t find in any school.
See, look at the map above. If you’re planning an international Spring Break trip and want to go somewhere with your favorite type of beverage it’s important to know which country is known for what alcohol. This is serious stuff.
Most Atheist Countries
This is important? Well, if you’re an enlightened atheist looking for your homeland it’s good to know that China is the place to go. If you’re looking to convert godless heathens you could benefit from knowing where there are non-believers to convert.
Beers on Minimum Wage
Alcoholic? Here’s a handy map of Europe showing how many beers you could afford to buy every month on minimum wage. This is vital information for someone who is content drinking beer and working a low paying job for the rest of his life.
Planing to be a plastic surgeon? This map can help you find areas of the globe with the greatest need for breast implants.
We’re not talking the Beatles. These are all the countries invaded by Britain at one point or another.
No Gays Allowed
Looking for a homophobia utopia? This map will help find likeminded folk. These are the countries where homosexuality is criminalized.
If you’re gay we recommend staying away from these countries. Bad news.
Most Emotional Countries
Do you wear your heart on your sleeve? This map will keep you from visiting places where emotions aren’t really a thing people have.
Side note: Is anyone else surprised that Germany wasn’t less emotional? No? Just us?
Europe According to Americans
This is basically a guide for what not to think about all of these countries/areas. Yeah, this is all wrong. All of it. Except Germany and Switzerland. Those two are pretty much right.
This one we just find shocking. You mean to tell us there are people in the world that feel more important and loved than Americans?!
“Why is [Greece] so… Important.”
This is what happens (or happened once upon a time) when you started typing the phrase “Why is [insert country name] so” into Google and it started to autofill.
‘Cuz I’m Happy
Traveling? Avoid the places in red, because the people there are certainly going to be buzzkills as they’re the least happy places on earth.
This just makes us sad, really.
Here you can find out who the highest paid public employee is in each state. Pretty sobering to think about how much we value sports over education, but Nevada may be the most depressing of all.
This has got to be a few years old, because who still uses IE?
At Fanboy Report we get to write pretty much whatever we want. This map puts in perspective just how precious that really is.
Fun fact, our website is not blocked in China! Yet.
Darn you Google!
Similar to the map about Europe, you can find out what people are searching for regarding your home state.
Some Stereotypes are True
Umm, we don’t want to spell out exactly what this map is, but sometimes stereotypes MEASURE up to the truth. This map just sort of HUNG the truth out there. (CM = centimeters, in case you hadn’t sorted that out yet)
Get it? Figure it out yet?
In the United States we may not have the biggest, umm, yeah, those from the last slide. But we do have the biggest bellies!
This handy little map will help you find a place to fit in if you’re not the sharpest tool in the shed.
Strike a Pose
So basically Europe is the most photogenic place on earth. Budding photographer? Europe is the place to be.
More people live in Southeast Asia then the rest of the world combined. So, basically go there if you want to be just one of billions of people and have no personal space.
Are you a creeper who likes to stare rudely at woman and undress them with your eyes? Here are the best/worst places to do just that.
In Russia, cigarette smoke you.
American Colored Glasses
This is seriously what Americans think of the rest of the world.
Hey, at least we got New Zealand right.
If you’re into redheads then this map is for you, because it shows you exactly where to go for the best chance of finding a carrot-topped mate.
If you can’t count in units of 10 this map is very important, because it shows the only 3 countries in the world that don’t use the metric system. That means you should really only travel to Liberia or Myanmar (Burma) or the United States.
Well, there they are, the 26 most important maps you won’t find in schools. Which was your favorite?