Amazon is well known for being the ultimate online shopping destination. You can find anything on Amazon they say. Anything. Things that never should have been found. Items hidden in the depths of Amazon search pages never meant for mankind to click on. Amazon items so weird, strange, unnecessary and, in some cases, mentally scarring.
If you are brave enough, have a strong stomach, and are willing to see the occasional NSFW item, then maybe you are qualified to handle this list. These are 30 of the weirdest, most uncomfortable, sickening, hair raising items that have ever been situated below the Amazon logo.
Just remember . . . We warned you.
Real Menstrual Smell – 10ml
Who is this for? Why do they need it? Why does this exist? Why?!
Bath Buzz Caffeinated Soap
Don’t like the taste of coffee, but love that morning pick me up? Well have we got the product for you!
1,500 Live Ladybugs
Just in case you didn’t have enough crawling around already.
Wildmant Men’s The Ball Lifter
A bra for balls! What will they think of next?
Canned Unicorn Meat
To start with, this does not contain any actual meat. Having said that, if you want to destroy some childish innocence, leave this out for the kids to find.
Smuggle Your Booze Tampon Flask and Funnel
Because no will think twice when they see you knocking back a couple tampons.
BigMouth Inc The Cats Ass Salt and Pepper Shaker Set
You can spice up any meal with a little salt and pepper, and these shakers can spice up any table.
Roswell Soil Sample
Finally proof of alien life, or at least dirt that they may or may not have stepped on.
Infant Circumcision Trainer, White
Well I guess it’s better than practicing on the real thing.
Wildlife Research 523 Coyote Urine
I’m sure there is a legitimate use for this in hunting, but you have to wonder how they are getting this stuff.
55 Gallons of Lube
We’ll just call this an “investment” to say the least.
A Pound of Fat
If you’re like me, you probably have enough of this already, but in case you wanted a good look at it, here you go.
Prefilled Communion Cups Juice/Wafer
The reviewers of this item seem to absolutely love it. So at least there is a market for it out there somewhere.
Real Human Skull with Carrying Case
Apparently this is a real thing. Also the comments on this page are absolutely disgusting.
Shittens Disposable Mitten-shaped Moist Wipes
We’ve all been using toilet paper like a bunch of peasants, when apparently the future has already come.
8GB Condom USB Flash Drive Funny Naughty Memory Stick
I guess someone out there finds this to be really funny. On the plus side, 8GB is a solid amount storage space for 2005.
Hair Cutting Cloak Umbrella Cape
Hair is like sand. Once you’ve got it in your house, it’s impossible to get out. Well worry no longer!
Natural Harvest: A collection of semen-based recipes
This book instills in me a deep horror alongside images of a chef adding his “secret ingredient” directly into the bowl.
Chicken Harness Walk Your Chicken
It’s important to make sure your pets get their exercise.
Pocket-sized Disposable Restroom
You never know, when you gotta go.
CelebriDucks Jesus of Nazareth RUBBER DUCK Bath Toy
Who doesn’t want a little Jesus floating around in the tub?
The Hillary Nutcracker
Whatever your political opinion, this is actually pretty funny.
Accoutrements Bacon Lip Balm
Nothing like that greasy flavor to let your partner know how much you love them.
Prank Pack Extreme Chores
There is a right time and a wrong time to pull a prank. Christmas morning falls into the latter category.
Boyfriend Pillow, Blue Shirt
Personally, I love being the little spoon, so they have already made one sale today.
Original China Shrink Cream – .5oz Tube
Yes, this is a cream that will somehow magically “shrink” your vagina. I don’t even know what to say.
Wank Wipes
Tells you everything you need to know right on the box. For his pleasure.
Uranium Ore
Don’t tell North Korea you can get this on Amazon.
Bristol Novelty White Blow Up Sheep Saucy Goods Men’s One Size
A bachelor party gag gift with horrifying repercussions if taken more . . . seriously.
The Gift of Nothing
For the person who has everything.
