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69 Worst Product Failures Ever

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Urinal Tea

If you need a nice pick-me-up, reach for a steaming hot cup of urinal hot drink. Or, if you’d prefer, you can just scroll through these hilariously awful products, labels, and descriptions. You will laugh out loud. You’ve been warned.

  • Billy Mullins

    Ignoramus. Rape is a plant with edible leaves.

    • FanboyReport

      Thanks for reading, Billy Mullins.Yes, we know that rape is a plant with edible leaves, but to just say so wouldn’t have gotten people to laugh — which was our goal, and we seem to have failed to do when you read our list.

    • FanboyReport

      Thanks for reading, Billy Mullins.Yes, we know that rape is a plant with edible leaves, but to just say so wouldn’t have gotten people to laugh — which was our goal, and we seem to have failed to do when you read our list.

      • Billy Mullins

        Mostly because I saw nothing remotely funny in most of the list. You could have listed the “more on” garden spreader. THAT was a massive product fail. Or the Chevy “Nova” automobile failure to sell in Spanish-speaking countries (especially Mexico) where “no va” is slang for “it doesn’t go.” Don’t know about you folks but I certainly wouldn’t want a car that doesn’t go.

        • Reality Check

          If you did not find anything funny on this list, you must be a “garden spreader”…it’s hilarious.

        • Jack Oliver

          This list was funny as shit, BM. You Chevy no va joke wasn’t.

      • Tom Jefferson

        Saying what you did had the same affect….nobody laughed.

        • Jack Oliver

          And you’re just a dick.

  • Caroline

    It’s called “urinal” because it is supposed to help with your urinary tract! It has cranberries, not urine!

    • FanboyReport

      Rest assured, not one person @ Fanboy Report thought there was actual urine in this product. To American consumers, however, it’s an odd name choice, and certainly gets a few chuckles.

      Thanks for reading!

    • FanboyReport

      Rest assured, not one person @ Fanboy Report thought there was actual urine in this product. To American consumers, however, it’s an odd name choice, and certainly gets a few chuckles.

      Thanks for reading!

      • Faylene Marie Gostanian-Whalin

        I love the commentary. I wish I had a job doing it. Keep up the good work.

      • Gary Daniel

        Hey Fanboy,
        I have been passing up looking at these for a good month obviously. I clicked on it knowing what to expect. I was not disappointed. I love the commentary, kinda makes the laugh happen.
        Good job! Ya cracked me up.
        I think I’ll go out and get some “Crap” to celebrate. Maybe some Welsch butt fudge for dessert.
        GD

    • Jack Oliver

      HAHA. You took this literally? Nobody, and I do mean NOBODY, should be stupid enough to take this seriously. The list is hilarious.

      • Caroline

        I did not take this seriously, and actually found the list very amusing and entertaining. I was merely pointing out the origins of the contents for that particular picture. The only stupid person here is you, by having nothing better to say than to make useless comments. Maybe you can use some more wit?

      • Terry Lawrence

        My mother took Ayds back in the 70’s hoping to lose some weight. So these are real products. By the way Ayds were horrible tasting.

        • Jack Oliver

          It’s a terrible name for a weight loss product looking back and considering the 1980s. Ayds sounds like AIDS…well, one caused more weight loss than the other. Just say’n.

          • Gary Daniel

            Man, that’s true but sheesh. People are dying from one. I still found it funny though. I’m a sick individual!

        • Angi Long

          I took Ayds (swiped them from my Mom) in the late ’70’s / early ’80’s. Note Aids was not really a thing at that time. It wasn’t until the later ’80’s that Aids started to become widely known. So the name was fine, for the time. They were also delicious – tasted like brownies. Not the best brownies, maybe the worst, but still. They were pretty good.

        • Gary Daniel

          My Grandmother had those around also. Don’t confuse them with the laxatives!

    • Your Momma

      Get a sense of humor, Caroline.

      • Caroline

        Get a life, loser

        • Your Momma

          Resorting to name calling. Classy. I bet you’d tell your daughter not to say that and yet you go and do it.

    • Gary Daniel

      We all know that these products are reasonable sale itemsn. Asian and ingrish don’t crossover well. It’s hilarious! Others are misprints or mislabelling.
      Relax and enjoy the irony.
      Have a great day!!

  • MrBill

    funny, I thought.

  • Reality Check

    Well, I am going to make my wife a nice salad…let’s see….

    Some rape leaves, oh, and some fruit…ManGoo…then a nice whipped dressing of Cemen. Served with a steaming hot cup of Urinal….honey, why are you mad…wait…put the knife down…these are real things….

    ugh…now I am dead…my lawyer will be suing you very, very soon.

    P.S… I did not offer her soup…she would end up with chocolate

    • Jack Oliver

      I bet your wife loves the ManGoo. Only yours, of course.

  • Lindsay Anne Meniz

    Well, it was the Catholic Church who was involved with switching the Passover for fertility. So it makes sense for me, but I am not happy about it.

  • Conservative one

    I love the “real irony” fortune cookie-it reminds me Joe Biden when he predicted (due to his vastly superior knowledge of politics) the dems would keep the senate and likely take the house too!

    • Jack Oliver

      Obama is twice the president that Bush was.

      And you obviously have no idea what irony is, which is typical of teapublicans.

      • http://www.algoreisabidfatidiot.com/ Rev Jim Jones

        Nothing from nothing leaves nothing.

      • Conservative one

        Better to be teapublican than be so stupid and mixed up they don’t know a Canadian dumbass when they read one.

        • Jim Kruse

          How do you read a Canadian dumbass?

          • Conservative one

            Silly man, you read the letter he sent.

        • Jack Oliver

          82% of Canadians approve of President Obama. The same could never have been said of Bush. Go back to hating immigrants you racist bastard.

          • Conservative one

            Well, that just goes to show you how stupid they are. They hate their national healthcare so they come here for treatment but they approve of and like him???? DuuuuuuuuuuuH! And since you are a well known troll in these part-you should go back to Politico and stay out of here you ba$tard.

          • Dusty754

            Funny but I have heard how many US citizens living in border states cross into Mexico AND Canada to take advantage of their healthcare system and purchase cheaper prescriptions. Have not seen any stories indicating where Canadians are flooding across the northern border to to get healthcare. Of course I guess those stories are only on the faux news network.

          • Conservative one

            bullcrap buddy. There have been stories on your media for years about it. 60 minutes has done at least 5 or 6 in the last few years and there were dozens during the “hillarycare” debates. Before medicare part D came into existence you heard a lot more about Mexican pharmacies and how many people were doing that. Where have you been, it’s been all over the MSM not conservative media you dimwit.

          • Kathleen Hubbard

            A doctor who has been at the clinic for at least 20 years where I work went to Mexico to get a procedure done for his kidney problem. When ,he was asked why he said it was because the States won’t allow the procedure to be dome here. Absent more information, I’m guessing Stem Cell procedures. A lot of people would benefit from that,myself included.

          • Kathleen Hubbard

            Well known troll? That seems to be the fall back line for those who are on the losing end of a discussion.

        • Jim Kruse

          ignorance is bliss

      • SupportMcCarthyism

        The mere fact that you offer a twisted comment made by a liberal rag proves how little you paid attention to reality. For insteads, when Bush left office, price per gallon was $1.86. Whether it has been Obama or an individual on his staff or a liberal Congressman/Senator, he has repeatly stated that he wants higher prices. In Dec ’08 on C-SPAN, liberals were quoted saying they would rather see gas prices go to $15 dollars a gallon than drill. The clip was posted on YouTube. During the ’08 debates he stated “all you have to do to over come the gas prices is add more air to your tires.” About three years ago when a black woman made comment to him about the gas prices, and he was up set with the lady for questioning him, he repled, “if you don’t like the gas prices, go and purchase a new car that gets better gas mileage,” as if the working poor are able to do so. Need I remind you that his SoE stated that we should have the same gas prices as the EU? IF you believe at any point that Obama has publicly disagree with any of his colleagues statements about gas prices being higher, please, post your links to such articles where he has contradicted them.

        • Margaret Beaufort

          Check your facts and don’t rely on internet propaganda. The average price for a gallon of gas in January 2008 was $3.00 with a variance of .02 to .11. I’m NOT an Obama fan, just someone who tries to base me decisions and opinions on truth rather than political bias.

          • SupportMcCarthyism

            I’m not relying on internet propaganda either. I do know for a fact what the price was pre gallon in my own hometown before Bush left office and around th southestern US In fact, everything I posted can be proven.

        • DonFromFairfax

          You moron…under Obama there is more domestic oil and gas drilling than at any time in US history.

          • NDwight

            But it is despite Obama, not encouraged by him and his administration.

          • Edly

            On private land by private ventures!!!!!!!!!!! Obama has nothing to do with it.

        • Jack Oliver

          How are gas prices looking now?

          • SupportMcCarthyism

            Are you trying to imply Obama had anything to do with it? Otherwise, it is looking better but for how long.

          • Jack Oliver

            You implied he was responsible for high gas prices when they were high, so you have to deal with that same logic when they’re low. (It’s not him either time, but that’s another point). Forgot the the U.S. produces and exports more oil than it imports, in thanks to the President. *shrug*

          • SupportMcCarthyism

            I’m implying nothing. As short as I can write this, when it comes to public land, Obama, Nancy Pelosi (When she was Speaker of the House), etc. has all done everything they can possiblly do to block drilling on US soil and sea. I’m sure you have heard it before, drilling might have a tree cut down and hurt the environment. Tell me, if you own stock in the oil industry, which one is going to help you gain bigger dividends, higher or lower gas prices? Did you know that days before Obama went to Washington he purchased the same oil stocks that Bush owns? Maybe you can point out to me a liberal rag that posted an article on this. Selling oil the international market help keeps the price up, for the most part. IF Obama honestly wanted lower gas prices to help the working poor, all he would have to do is order any oil pumped off from public land must strictly be sold on the domestic market. This is why Nancy Pelosi would never allow the House to vote on drilling in hopes of trying to keep the price up.

          • Kathleen Hubbard

            It’s sad when you don’t even realize the implication you made. YES, you were implying that the president was responsible for the high gas prices. Perhaps you didn’t mean to imply it, but you did, nonetheless.

            And about that oil stock purchase, do you have any credible and reliable sources yo post to back you up?

          • SupportMcCarthyism

            Kathleen, I stated just what I meant. Did you read the other comment on here that I wrote as well?

          • Kathleen Hubbard

            Again, you made an implication. Obviously you’re still unable to see that. Whether or not I read your other comment is irrelevant.

          • SupportMcCarthyism

            I’m implying nothing. I am clearly showing that our government can manipulate the price.

          • Gary Daniel

            Well the President isn’t able to change the prices so easily but he can add taxes, which he p f omised to do now the the prices are down. It’s like this, first ya use a lubricated finger tip then a little more fingr. Move it around for a bit then switch to the thumb for a while and loosen that sphinctor up. Then your ready for the big plung.
            America has a big thumb in her ass and the gov r rnments just about to go whole hog.
            Constant pressure also will drive the populace to the breaking point. Manipulation 101, Saul Alinsky. And we don’t even get dinner and a movie.

          • Kathleen Hubbard

            What an extraordinarily sick response! EEEWWWEEEEE!!!

          • Gary Daniel

            Yes it is.

          • SupportMcCarthyism

            You thumps up your own comment……

      • Jim Belue

        If he is as great as you say he is. You take him.

      • Guest

        So glad he’s a Canadian. What a tool.

    • Kathleen Hubbard

      I like Biden but I have to admit that he does have a tendency to put his foot in his mouth on occasion. But it doesn’t come close to President Bush’s “Mission Accomplished” event!!!!

  • Blair

    Lol the best part by far would be all the fanboy report mod’s replies to all the people taking a post with lots of play on words and pics WAY to seriously….

    • Jack Oliver

      I’m hoping they will!

  • Tom Jefferson

    So ALL southerners hate gays and use derogatory meme’s?

    Since when did the liberals become racist? Im white and from the south, and I have no problem with gays. Theory debunked.

    • Jack Oliver

      Southerns aren’t a race, so even if Fanboy Report were being literal they still wouldn’t be racist you ignorant, imbred cousin-fucker.

      • following

        Son, YOUR mother is my cousin

        • Jack Oliver

          Congrats?

        • icetrout

          & your brother is yo daddy… 😛

      • Dan Cronk

        I’m not southern and while he may be incorrect about calling it racist when he should have said prejudice, your comment clearly shows your “vast intellect”. You’re really just proving his point.

    • Your Momma

      I didn’t know they had shared a theory in here. What I read suggested they had a few puns and played off certain stereotypes. Why so serious?

    • Leo Cardinal

      You kidding? Racism is mother’s milk to liberals.
      Tribalism disguised as multiculturalism is one of their primary tools to control people.
      Take a peaceful, diverse, community introduce a couple of liberals and watch it turn miserable.

      • Kathleen Hubbard

        I don’t suppose you have any credible resources for the “facts” you’re claiming? No! I didn’t think so.

        • RogueRabbit

          I”ll back Leo up on that! Al Sharpton, Eric Holder, Barack Obama, Jeremiah Wright, Jesse Jackson, Louis Farrakhan, Valerie Jarrett, Michelle Obama just to name a few. You’re welcome Leo! Eat sht Kathleen!!!!!!

          • Kathleen Hubbard

            Again, someone who doesn’t like his opinion challenged. And who lowers himself to crudeness. lol

          • Juan Fabuloso!

            Why don’t you show some facts to the contrary Ms. Fact Checker!

          • bob genghis khan

            u eat shit moron

        • Juan Fabuloso!

          If you never look up, you would never see the sun either! The facts are as obvious as that!

          • Kathleen Hubbard

            I’ll take that as a “no” as to your having any credible sources. You are confusing your opinion with it being a fact. That’s often the case with those such as yourself who don’t like their opinion being challenged.

        • Steve J. Brown

          I have one Kathleen, the dictionary. Look up racist, and you’ll find that a racist is also anyone who looks at race before anything else. That’s liberals, they separate everyone by race, that’s the definition of a racist!

          • bob genghis khan

            that’s bullshit. conservatives are the true racists

        • Thurston S

          Actually, I find the article itself quite racist. All the examples of language misuse are from overseas. And while that may be pretty funny to Americans whose only language is American English, most other people wouldn’t get the joke. In England “rape” is canola, a “faggot”is a stick, in many countries “semen” is just seed of any type and of course “negro” is just the word for black. Hahahahah. They are so stupid. They should just learn to speak American. You know what’s really funny? When US car makers tried to sell cars in Latin america as “Nova” (no go) or Matador (killer) or when Coke translated its own name in Chinese as eat the worm. Now THAT’s funny. But those examples are not here because we are talking about dumb foreigners. Amirite?

          • Dan Cronk

            It’s not racist. I don’t find Americans laughing at foreign name mishaps racist nor do I find other people laughing at American name mishaps racist. It’s just funny, lighten up. The reason this article focus’ on things that sound funny in American English is because the article is written for Americans, stop being so dense. I’m so tired of people looking for racism where there is none. This over sensitivity is just as bad as real racism.

      • bob genghis khan

        what a bunch of crap. ur a moron

    • Former Deputy

      Since when is gay a race?

    • SupportMcCarthyism

      “Since when did the liberals become racist?” I’ll just quote one comment made by liberals. I can offer many. “I’m not voting for McCain because he is ‘old’ and ‘white’.”

      • JP

        Yes kind of like “I’m voting for GW because he’s our party’s choice despite NOT being qualified for the job”. I heard that one on several occasions.

        The bigotry goes both ways with the American Neo-Aristocracy party’s. You fools only need to see one thing is there a “D” or an “R” next to the candidates name. Facts and history are irrelevant as that might actually take some study…

        • Maven of Common Sense

          That comment is idiotic.

      • Jack Oliver

        Yes, because one’s age has everything to do with one’s race. SMH.

        • Gary Daniel

          They are both ageist and racist. There, is that better?

      • bob genghis khan

        ur retarded

        • SupportMcCarthyism

          Did quoting your kind up set you? BOO-HOO!

    • Gray

      Are you kidding? Liberals are the ones fighting HARD to keep the last Jim Crow laws on the books. Those being the Jim Crow gun laws and the “Duty to Retreat”, aka “Run Ni**er, Run”, laws

      • Gary Klein

        Actually, the history of modern restrictive gun laws includes a strong right wing influence dating from Ronald Reagan’s days as governor of California. They were racially motivated in part but not in the way you imply.

        Reagan and others were responding to the danger of violence from armed radicals like the Black Panthers in the 1970s. I wonder what would happen if it became known that record numbers of black men and women were exercising their 2nd Amendment rights.

        • Gray

          Magazine bans, for example, were first introduced to halt the sale of Spencer and Henry rifles to Blacks, and they even used a lot of the same rhetoric, including the lines that hunters don’t need all those rounds, and that a double barrel shotgun is all you need for home defense. The “May Issue” concealed carry laws were written to be able to discriminate against Blacks. The 1911 Sullivan Act in New York City, (still on the books) was written to “disarm Blacks, Immigrants, Foreigners and other undesirables.”

        • Gray

          So, the first magazine bans, passed to keep Spencer and Henry rifles out of the hands of Blacks, in the 1860’s, using the same rhetoric as modern magazine bans is just a coincidence? Or the first “may issue” carry permits, passed in the 1870s, so that Blacks could be denied carry permits with no real reason, are not racially based? How about the New York City Sullivan act, still on the books and made stricter, was passed to “disarm Blacks, immigrants, foreigners and other undesirables.” has no racist elements? The actual history of modern gun control goes back further than you want to believe, but even the 1968 Gun Control Act was passed, as major gun control supporter Robert Sherrill wrote, “The Gun ControlAct of 1968 was passed, not to control guns, but to control blacks.”

    • Michael Paul Aiken

      Since the begining when the kkk was started by southern Democrats.

      • Gary Klein

        Yes, they were Dixiecrats until Lyndon Johnson pissed them off and they all switched to the Republican party. Now they control the conservative social agenda.

        • Jack Oliver

          Don’t confuse conservatives. They can’t understand things like change, or complex thought.

          • Douglas W. Rodrigues

            So do you believe that the change to Obama’s socialist utopia will benefit the country? Everything Obama has done to date has turned to crap. THAT I understand.

          • Jack Oliver

            It’s funny you think the POTUS is a socialist. Cute ever. Someone obviously doesn’t know what socialism is.

          • Douglas W. Rodrigues

            Well if you have a different opinion of your hero Barack Obama, tell us?

          • docfranklin

            If he’s not a Fabian Soocialist @ best Jack Offliver then what is your American hating, terrorist supportting, decerebrate, incompetent, ideologue?

          • Jack Oliver

            Clever, turning Oliver in Offliver. I’m so hurt. Oh, the emotions I’m struggling with because some keyboard commando tried to be funny at my expense.

          • Douglas W. Rodrigues

            Considering Obama’s exposure to communist influence early in his life…his mother, father, grandparents, mentor, school friends, political friends, his comment about how well Joe Stalin controlled his people, Obama’s use of Saul Alinski tactics to inflame the public, always talking about “equality” and sharing the wealth…yeah, I think I what is on Obama’s agenda. If you haven’t figured it out, then your head is in the sand.

          • Gary Daniel

            Crap? Did he buy it from the market in this article?

          • Kathleen Hubbard

            What is your definition of “socialism”?

          • Douglas W. Rodrigues

            Everybody with a functioning brain knows what socialism is. You don’t know?

          • Renegade Quark

            Please don’t make me post quotes from prominent Democrats that display a very poor grasp on reality, because there are hundreds of them (example: Anything said by Shirley Jackson Lee). Please. Conservatives think circles around Liberals. Always have and always will.

          • Jack Oliver
          • John Claggett Speake

            A Muslim, a Communist, and an illegal alien walk into a bar….bartender asks, how are you Mr President…..

          • Douglas W. Rodrigues

            What do you want a change to?

        • Douglas W. Rodrigues

          Good try at propaganda. How about sticking with reality.

        • RogueRabbit

          Well, that’s a huge lie! You must work for that lying dickhead in the Whitehouse! No story too big to spin!

          • Gary Klein

            LOL. Thanks for the laugh, it’s always amusing when I attract an adolescent troll like you. I consider it a complement when someone replies with intelligent and articulate criticism but sadly you fail on both counts.

      • Gary Daniel

        All Confederate Veterans were not Democrats. Most, but not all. It was Nathan Bedford Forrest who founded the organization as a Confederate Veteran association. They used the stupid names to mock the military strata system. Grand Cyclops? Obviously having fun with it.
        It turned evil and the founding members resigned. Just so you know, an ex slave trader and Lt. General of the Confederacy gave speeches at black ccongregations. The racism went ballistic in the North.

    • Renegade Quark

      Liberals are steeped in hate. Although, in their case, it involves mostly self-loathing. While it’s understandable that Liberals would hate themselves, that self-loathing manifests itself by them hating anything or anyone that questions their world view where animals matter more than humans and colored people are superior to white European males because of the innate evil whites represent, etc., etc. You know the whine.

      Liberals are people who are less interested in facts than they are in how they feel.

      • Jack Oliver

        Liberals have higher IQs and are less likely to be racists says science.

        http://createperfection.hubpages.com/hub/University-Study-Shows-People-With-Lower-IQs-Are-Conservatives

        • Renegade Quark

          Interesting. Everyone else thinks you Liberals are mentally retarded.

          • Kathleen Hubbard

            “Everybody else”? You didn’t check with me or any of my employees, friends, or relatives. So, who is this ” everybody else “?

        • Dan Cronk

          You do realize that that “study” simply took the average IQ of a state and assigned the ENTIRE state to either being liberal or conservative. No state is entirely conservative or liberal. This doesn’t prove anything other than the ignorance of people that when presented with a study they stop using their brains.

          Of the 18,245,970 California voters registered for the November 6, 2012, general election:[3]

          43.7% were Democrats

          29.4% were Republicans

          6.0% were affiliated with other political parties

          20.9% were unaffiliated (“Decline to State” or “No Party Preference”) voters

          Connecticut voter registration and party enrollment as of October 30, 2012[183]

          Party Active voters Inactive voters Total voters Percentage

          Republican 430,564 19,084 449,648 20.27%

          Democratic 768,176 47,537 815,713 36.77%

          Unaffiliated 872,839 60,440 933,279 42.06%

          Minor parties 18,960 1,063 20,023 0.90%

          Total 2,090,539 128,123 2,218,662 100%

          Those are just a couple of examples. Democrats only make up 36.77% of Connecticut and yet this study is attributing the ENTIRE states average IQ to being connected with being liberal? I’m neither liberal or conservative. I’m a libertarian just for the record. Just had to point out this study is absolutely asinine.

      • http://twitter.com/cpmondello Corey Mondello

        “We the People” = Liberalism

  • hometownusa

    Shit Begone……best 1 yet.

    • Your Momma

      No doubting what it’s for. I’m going to create a line of bidets and call it that.

    • Guest

      The product known by that name is actually toilet paper.

  • Jewels

    negrito means little black one

    • Jack Oliver

      Damn that’s racist.

      • Guest

        Nope.

      • Gary Daniel

        No it’s not. It was just a translation of the term.
        Chongo, to refer to a person of color would be racist. Culero is a term for gay men. Not racist.

  • londonwalk

    Who wrote this article? Beavis or Butthead?

    • Guest

      Jack Oliver.

  • george420b

    I usually avoid this type of website but this one had to be shared. The farther I get into these culrural food products the funnier they get. Soup forSluts anyone? How about Pee Cola? So funny.

  • Yumpin

    I’m left wondering if the name “shitbegone” toilet paper is intentional. You definitely understand immediately what the product is used for….right to the point.

  • Janet Lurker

    I remember Ayds from the 60’s. It was the only thing on the store shelf for weight reduction. Now their are hundreds of them and obesity is an epidemic. You can see where I am going with this.

    • Jack Oliver

      I heard it was more effective in the 1980s.

  • strawmanbeater

    “This product had to have been developed by a Southern Baptist cannibal.

    *Side note: We don’t support the use of any derogatory epithets.”

    REALLY? Claiming Christian Baptists from the South are racists and sometimes cannibalistic ISN’T derogatory?

    Well guess what: http://www.amishrakefight.org/gfy/

    • Jack Oliver

      It’s certainly not a derogatory epithet. It’s a fucking joke.

      • strawmanbeater

        Sure. Because the two are mutually exclusive.

        • Jack Oliver

          They made more jokes that the gays should find offensive, like the Homo Sausage not being in many tacos, or golden gay time sounding like spring break in San Fransisco. You don’t hear them complaining because they obviously have a sense of humor. Play off the stereotype that Christians are homophobic assholes and all the homophobic assholes go crazy.

    • Kathleen Hubbard

      You just gave proof that a person can actually make it to elementary school and not have developed a sense of humor!!!!?

      • strawmanbeater

        I don’t know if you’re asking me or telling me. Go back to elementary school and learn proper grammar. When you’ve graduated, get an adult’s sense of humor.

  • CoastW

    “Southern Baptist cannibal” isn’t derogatory?

    • Jack Oliver

      Nope.

      • Guest

        Uh… “yep”. Liberal tool.

  • William Burke

    “Negrito” = “little black one”,

  • Kathleen Redman

    I don’t believe these names are real, and they are really disgusting. I don’t believe anyone could have been serious about any of these for a minute.

  • Chester Moyle

    The frozen Rape leafs are just labeled correctly. That is what the plant is called.

  • http://twitter.com/cpmondello Corey

    Conservative Christians have been burning witches, lynching non-whites, killing non-Christians, and torturing intellectuals since the dawn of man. It’s high time the conservative Christians get treated the way they have ALWAYS treated others!!!

    Conservatives believe that the majority of people, the “masses” or “common folk”, question things too much and certainly need to be told what to do because they are too stupid to think on their own. Those who do question their authority are literally the “enemy”, those to be silenced, usually deemed “hedonistic”, “tree-huggers”, “femi-nazis”, “dirty hippies”, etc. most widely labeled and currently called “Liberal”.

    Conservatives will tell their followers that these “Liberals” are going to destroy everything that is important to them, that which is “normal”, “traditional”, and “sacred”, the very way they live, and that because they question something, they must hate everything about the “American way of life” or whatever “way of life” that is the “norm” of those in power in whatever community, state, country, continent they reside, (or company, office, University, etc)

    To a conservative, to question them, this is a cancer. If the masses don’t do what they are told, and start questioning those in power, they will realize, the ideology of conservatism is selfishness, greedy, power-hungry, with black and white rules, both in skin color and homogenous culture, along with a two-tier system, where the ruling class and those in power make sure that stays in place, instituted by laws for everything from taxes to media, like Internet access, to the justice system like having different punishment for cocaine and crack users.

    This two-tier system literally effects everything, education, public transportation, medical care, again, everything. Even though the less wealthy pay more of their income in taxes, allowing these things to happen, the ruling class live like kings and queens, putting on shows, theater, to keep everything in order, to keep people in their place.

    This is why conservative ideology has never been “good” for a society that supposedly was built on “We the People”. Conservatives have always been against equality, always against helping people move-up, if you will. Then when religion is tossed in, you have pure evil.

    In the USA, this has always been some version of Christianity. As we see now, again, conservative Christians have come to power. By allowing the “dumbing-down” of our country, which many “liberals” have allowed by letting conservatives to have too much power.

    GREAT ARTICLES

    How Conservative Christianity Can Warp the Mind http://www.globalpossibilities.org/how-conservative-christianity-can-warp-the-mind/

    Inside the Christian Right Dominionist Movement That’s Undermining Democracy http://www.talk2action.org/story/2011/9/4/8954/17253/Front_Page/Inside_the_Christian_Right_Dominionist_Movement_That_s_Undermining_Democracy

    It’s true. Religious liberty is under sustained attack in America—but not in the way the Christian Right would have us believe. http://www.politicalresearch.org/2014/10/15/the-nullification-of-religious-liberty/

    If By “American” and “Religious” You Mean “Republican” and “Conservative Christian,” Then Yes… http://religiondispatches.org/if-by-american-and-religious-you-mean-republican-and-conservative-christian-then-yes/

    America’s Conservative Road to Destruction – A Brief History https://www.facebook.com/notes/bruce-bacon/americas-conservative-road-to-destruction-a-brief-history/10152214333673017

    Dominionism http://www.rightwingwatch.org/category/topics/dominionism

    The Christian Right, Dominionism, and Theocracy http://www.publiceye.org/christian_right/dominionism.htm

    The Despoiling of America – How George W. Bush became the head of the new American Dominionist Church/State http://www.yuricareport.com/Dominionism/TheDespoilingOfAmerica.htm

    Ted Cruz, Dominionism and Jesus: “Dominionists believe they are engaged in an epic battle against the forces of Satan. http://jonathanturley.org/2013/10/12/ted-cruz-dominionism-and-jesus/

    The Theology of Government Shutdown: Christian Dominionism
    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/morgan-guyton/the-theology-of-governmen_b_4020537.html

    The Christian right’s “dominionist” strategy http://www.salon.com/2011/08/21/posner_nar_dominionism/

    The American Taliban http://www.perrspectives.com/features/Taliban.htm

    Quotes from the American Taliban http://adultthought.ucsd.edu/Culture_War/The_American_Taliban.html

    American Taliban – The marriage between religious fundamentalism and market conservatism is as strong as ever. Book review by Robert Kuttner ‘Republican Gomorrah: Inside the Movement that Shattered the Party’
    By Max Blumenthal, Nation Books. http://www.prospect.org/cs/articles?article=american_taliban

    A Nation Under God – Let others worry about the rapture: For the increasingly powerful Christian Reconstruction movement, the task is to establish the Kingdom of God right now from the courthouse to the White House. By John Sugg. http://motherjones.com/politics/2005/12/nation-under-god

    GREAT MOVIES

    The God That Wasn’t There
    http://www.thegodmovie.com/

    Constantine’s Sword
    http://www.jamescarroll.net/JAMESCARROLL.NET/Documentary.html Can also be found all over YouTube

    Theologians Under Hitler [a book: http://yalepress.yale.edu/book.asp?isbn=9780300038897 and a DVD based on the book: http://www.theocracywatch.org/theologians_hitler.htm
    Which can also be found all over YouTube

    GREAT ORGANIZATIONS

    To get a better understanding, here are some helpful websites and organizations, most will look familiar because they have been demonized by the loudest voices; FOX, Tea Party, Pat Robertson, you know the type I am referring too:

    Americans United AU.org

    Freedom From Religion Foundation FFRF.org

    Military Religious Freedom Foundation MRFF.org

    GREAT QUOTES

    “The United States of America should have a foundation free from the influence of clergy.” ~ George Washington

    “Religious bondage shackles and debilitates the mind and unfits it for every noble enterprise.” – James Madison

    “Millions of innocent men, women and children, since the introduction of Christianity, have been burnt, tortured, fined, imprisoned; yet we have not advanced one inch towards uniformity. What has been the effect of coercion? To make half the world fools, and the other half hypocrites.” ~ ThomasJefferson

    “Religions are all alike — founded upon fables and mythologies.” ~ Thomas Jefferson.”

    “The day will come when the mystical generation of Jesus, by the supreme being as his father in the womb of a virgin, will be classed with the fable of the generation of Minerva in the brain of Jupiter.” ~ Thomas Jefferson wrote, in a letter to John Adams (April 11, 1823)

    “The Christian god is a three-headed monster, cruel, vengeful and capricious. If one wishes to know more of this raging, three-headed beast-like god, one only needs to look at the caliber of people who say they serve him. They are always of two classes: fools and hypocrites.” ~ ThomasJefferson (1743-1826)

    “It is from the bible that man has learned cruelty, rapine, and murder, for the belief in a cruel god makes a cruel man, and the bible is a history of wickedness that has served to corrupt and brutalize mankind” ~ Thomas Paine (1737-1809)

    “All national institutions of churches whether Jewish, Christian or Turkish, appear to me no other than human inventions, set up to terrify and enslave mankind, and monopolize power and profit. … My own mind is my own church.” ~ Thomas Paine ‘The Age of Reason’ (1794)

    “As the Government of the United States of America is not, in any sense, founded on the Christian religion; as it has in itself no character of enmity against the laws, religion, or tranquillity, of Mussulmen; and, as the said States never entered into any war, or act of hostility against any Mahometan nation, it is declared by the parties, that no pretext arising from religious opinions, shall ever produce an interruption of the harmony existing between the two countries.”
    ~ Tripoli of Barbary. Art. 11. – Authored by American diplomat Joel Barlow in 1796, the following treaty was sent to the floor of the Senate, June 7, 1797, where it was read aloud in its entirety and unanimously approved. John Adams, having seen the treaty, signed it and proudly proclaimed it to the Nation.

    “The world is my country, all mankind are my brethren, and to do good is my religion”. ~ ThomasPaine

    “The number, the industry, and the morality of the Priesthood and the devotion of the people have been manifestly increased by the total separation of the Church and the State.” ~ James Madison a.k.a. ‘The Father of the Constitution of the United States of America

    “I can not conceive otherwise than that He, the Intimate Father, expects or requires no worship or praise from us, but that He is even infinitely above it.” ~ Ben Franklin

    “In every country and every age, the priest has been hostile to liberty. He is always in alliance with the despot.” ~ Thomas Jefferson

    “The Judeo-Christian religion is the most bloody religion that ever existed.” Adams’ treaty with Tripoli specified that the American government “is not in any sense founded on the Christian religion.” ~ John Adams

    “The purpose of separation of church and state is to keep forever from these shores the ceaseless strife that has soaked the soil of Europe in blood for centuries.” ~ James Madison

    “Of all the systems of religion that were ever invented, nothing is more … repugnant to reason … than this thing called Christianity.” ~ Thomas Paine

    A near-contemporary, the Rev. Dr. Bird Wilson, “perused every line that (President George) Washington ever gave to the public and (did) not find one expression in which he pledges himself as a believer in Christianity. … He was a Deist and nothing more.” Wilson judged all of the first six presidents to be “infidels.”

    Thomas Paine noted in “The rights of Man,” “Persecution is not an original feature in any religion; but it is always the strongly marked feature of all law-religions, or religions established by law.”

    FUN FACTS

    The God of the bible kills 371,186 people directly and orders another 1,862,265 people murdered.

    The God of the Bible makes Osama Bin Laden look like a Boy Scout.

    This God, is directly responsible for many mass-murders, rapes, pillage, plunder, slavery, child abuse and killing, not to mention the killing of unborn children.

    Examples:

    – Orders the killing of innocent people even after the Ten Commandments said “Thou shall not kill”.

    – Kills 70,000 innocent people because David ordered a census of the people (1 Chronicles 21).

    – Orders the destruction of 60 cities so that the Israelites can live there.

    – Orders the killing of all the men, women, and children of each city, and the looting of all of value (Deuteronomy 3).

    – Orders another attack and the killing of “all the living creatures of the city: men and women, young, and old, as well as oxen sheep, and asses” (Joshua 6).

    – Orders the murder of all the people of Jabesh-gilead, except for the virgin girls who were taken to be forcibly raped and married. (Judges 21). When they wanted more virgins, God told them to hide alongside the road and when they saw a girl they liked, kidnap her and forcibly rape her and make her your wife.

    – Orders the murder of all the worshipers of a different god in their very own church (2 Kings 10:18-27).

    – Supports slavery, including selling your own daughter as a sex slave (Exodus 21:1-11).

    – Supports Child abuse (Judges 11:29-40 and Isaiah 13:16).

    – Orders Bashing babies against rocks (Hosea 13:16 & Psalms 137:9).

    – Orders ritual human sacrifice and animal sacrifice.
    http://www.evilbible.com/Ritual_Human_Sacrifice.htm

    Source and more:

    EvilBible.com
    BibleStudyTools.net
    SkepticsAnnotatedBible.com

    JUST FOR FUN

    Top Ten Signs You’re a Fundamentalist Christian

    10 – You vigorously deny the existence of thousands of gods claimed by other religions, but feel outraged when someone denies the existence of yours.

    9 – You feel insulted and “dehumanized” when scientists say that people evolved from other life forms, but you have no problem with the Biblical claim that we were created from dirt.

    8 – You laugh at polytheists, but you have no problem believing in a Triune God.

    7 – Your face turns purple when you hear of the “atrocities” attributed to Allah, but you don’t even flinch when hearing about how God/Jehovah slaughtered all the babies of Egypt in “Exodus” and ordered the elimination of entire ethnic groups in “Joshua” including women, children, and trees!

    6 – You laugh at Hindu beliefs that deify humans, and Greek claims about gods sleeping with women, but you have no problem believing that the Holy Spirit impregnated Mary, who then gave birth to a man-god who got killed, came back to life and then ascended into the sky.

    5 – You are willing to spend your life looking for little loopholes in the scientifically established age of Earth (few billion years), but you find nothing wrong with believing dates recorded by Bronze Age tribesmen sitting in their tents and guessing that Earth is a few generations old.

    4 – You believe that the entire population of this planet with the exception of those who share your beliefs — though excluding those in all rival sects – will spend Eternity in an infinite Hell of Suffering. And yet consider your religion the most “tolerant” and “loving.”

    3 – While modern science, history, geology, biology, and physics have failed to convince you otherwise, some idiot rolling around on the floor speaking in “tongues” may be all the evidence you need to “prove” Christianity.

    2 – You define 0.01% as a “high success rate” when it comes to answered prayers. You consider that to be evidence that prayer works. And you think that the remaining 99.99% FAILURE was simply the will of God.

    1 – You actually know a lot less than many atheists and agnostics do about the Bible, Christianity, and church history – but still call yourself a Christian.

    Source:http://www.evilbible.com/Top_Ten_List.htm

    FUN TO PASS ON TO CONSERVATIVE FAMILY & FRIENDS

    “A Day in the Life of Joe Republican (* Conservative)”

    Joe gets up at 6 a.m. and fills his coffeepot with water to prepare his morning coffee.

    The water is clean and good because some tree-hugging liberal fought for minimum water-quality standards.

    With his first swallow of coffee, he takes his daily medication.

    His medications are safe to take because some stupid commie liberal fought to insure their safety and that they work as advertised.

    All but $10 of his medications are paid for by his employer’s medical plan because some liberal union workers fought their employers for paid medical insurance – now Joe gets it too.

    He prepares his morning breakfast, bacon and eggs.

    Joe’s bacon is safe to eat because some girly-man liberal fought for laws to regulate the meat packing industry.

    In the morning shower, Joe reaches for his shampoo. His bottle is properly labeled with each ingredient and its amount in the total contents because some crybaby liberal fought for his right to know what he was putting on his body and how much it contained.

    Joe dresses, walks outside and takes a deep breath.

    The air he breathes is clean because some environmentalist wacko liberal fought for laws to stop industries from polluting our air.

    He walks to the subway station for his government-subsidized ride to work.

    It saves him considerable money in parking and transportation fees because some fancy-pants liberal fought for affordable public transportation, which gives everyone the opportunity to be a contributor.

    Joe begins his work day. He has a good job with excellent pay, medical benefits, retirement, paid holidays and vacation because some lazy liberal union members fought and died for these working standards.

    Joe’s employer pays these standards because Joe’s employer doesn’t want his employees to call the union.

    If Joe is hurt on the job or becomes unemployed, he’ll get a worker compensation or unemployment check because some stupid liberal didn’t think he should lose his home because of his temporary misfortune.

    Its noontime and Joe needs to make a bank deposit so he can pay some bills.

    Joe’s deposit is federally insured by the FSLIC because some godless liberal wanted to protect Joe’s money from unscrupulous bankers who ruined the banking system before the Great Depression.

    Joe has to pay his Fannie Mae-underwritten mortgage and his below-market federal student loan because some elitist liberal decided that Joe and the government would be better off if he was educated and earned more money over his lifetime.

    Joe is home from work. He plans to visit his father this evening at his farm home in the country. He gets in his car for the drive.

    His car is among the safest in the world because some America-hating liberal fought for car safety standards.

    He arrives at his boyhood home. His was the third generation to live in the house financed by Farmers’ Home Administration because bankers didn’t want to make rural loans.

    The house didn’t have electricity until some big-government liberal stuck His nose where it didn’t belong and demanded rural electrification.

    He is happy to see his father, who is now retired. His father lives on Social Security and a union pension because some wine-drinking, cheese-eating liberal made sure he could take care of himself so Joe wouldn’t have to.

    Joe gets back in his car for the ride home, and turns on a radio talk show. The radio host keeps saying that liberals are bad and conservatives are good.

    He doesn’t mention that the beloved Republicans have fought against every protection and benefit Joe enjoys throughout his day.

    Joe agrees: “We don’t need those big-government liberals ruining our lives! After all, I’m a self-made man who believes everyone should take care of themselves, just like I have.”

    * Note: this was originally published anonymously, under the title A Day in the Life of Joe Republican. But this is a misnomer. In the last 140 years, the Republican and Democratic parties have switched sides several times, with one being conservative and the other being liberal. But labels and party affiliations change. What doesn’t change are the underlying political philosophies of liberalism and conservatism, and the fact that the liberals usually turned out to be right and the conservatives turned out to be wrong. And so it goes.

    Source:
    http://www.hcdems.com/misc/joe_conservative.html (no longer active at this time) Thanks goes to author, speaker and radio host Thom Hartmann, that is where I first heard it. There are many “versions” floating around on the internet also. NO ONE can argue when the facts are laid out for all to see.)

    • Gary Daniel

      The thing about Adams signing that treaty. The people at the time realized that war would go on forever with Moslum pirates becaise of the pirates religion. The founding fathers detested Islam.

  • crusader2010

    Little black. Get a grip and learn the language.

    • Jack Oliver

      I think it’s a joke.

  • crusader2010

    A Faggot is a bundle of wood used to make a fire.

    • Jack Oliver

      Are you implying that people don’t use it to mean something different? Really?

    • Gary Daniel

      It’s also slang term for a cigarette.

  • Cheyenne Jones

    My favorite is a handcream called Penaderm which mean foreskin in Spanish which was the target market of the product.

  • NewHampshire

    fagot |ˈfagət| ( Brit. faggot)
    a bundle of sticks or twigs bound together as fuel.
    • a bundle of iron rods bound together for reheating, welding, and hammering into bars.

    It’s not even the same spelling. Geesh.

    • Jack Oliver

      Yeah, because that’s exactly how it’s used the majority of the time. *eye roll*

  • NewHampshire

    Wow they forgot the famous PlayDoh extruder! http://www.ebay.com/itm/like/171625738285?lpid=82&chn=ps

    • Jack Oliver

      Pretty sure this came out after the article was written.

  • doggypoos

    Should learn how to put articles on one page instead of having to keep pushing next and getting all that stupid spam redirects

  • Cindy Daugherty

    Democrats were the ones FOR slavery. How’s that for NOT being racist?

    • Jack Oliver

      And you’re dumb if you think the Democrats for the 1860s (and before) are the same ones that exist today.

  • cody6268

    Writer of no. 7’s caption make me thing the writer is a liberal whack job As a white southerner, I find it extremely racist.

    No. 9 makes me sure they are a liberal whack job.

    Those remarks are derogatory, and have nothing to do with the article. The writer of this article needs to be fired .

    • jim897

      I thought the same thing until #10 and the one about gays in san francisco.

  • http://www.facebook.com/Downstrike/notes Sam Thorne

    Time was, all little girls knew rape was a vegetable, long before they heard of any other kind of rape.

  • http://www.facebook.com/Downstrike/notes Sam Thorne

    Ayds were called Ayds, long before someone had the poor taste to name a potentially fatal illness, AIDS.

    • Jack Oliver

      AIDS was not potentially fatal — it was fatal 100% of the time until fairly recently.

  • http://www.facebook.com/Downstrike/notes Sam Thorne

    The problem with the toilet seat liners is that only in America, do we call the toilet, “bathroom”, or use toilet seat liners. Show anyone else in the world these things, and they ask what it is. Tell anyone else in the world they’re for the bathroom, and they picture someone in the tub. You still haven’t given them a clue what it’s for.

  • http://www.facebook.com/Downstrike/notes Sam Thorne

    Tarantulas?!? Doesn’t anyone recognize a cockroach when you see one?

  • http://www.facebook.com/Downstrike/notes Sam Thorne

    Yes, the Golden Gayt is so Frisco!

  • http://www.facebook.com/Downstrike/notes Sam Thorne

    I’m not so concerned about the Barf Detergent, as about the Barf Soup.

  • http://www.facebook.com/Downstrike/notes Sam Thorne

    Haven’t you guys ever seen a hambone before? It isn’t the product designer that has c*ck on the mind.

  • Raymond Fernandez

    I think the faggots in gravy is a british product

  • Rebecca Coomes

    Wow, wanted to be entertained reading this article and enjoying the funny photos but only made it about half way through when I gave up because of the hateful commentary on many of the pictures.

  • Chance L. Bond

    Hih

  • Piper D

    I have to admit I haven’t made it all the way through this yet (and probably won’t at all, to be honest), but does anybody else notice what a HUGE portion of these are only funny because they involve a different language or culture? It isn’t exactly a ‘fail’ if the name means something entirely different in the place where it originated.

    • Gary Daniel

      Maybe not a fail, but funny. C’mon, Welsch Woman’s Ass Fudge isn’t funny?

  • rayscomments

    Wow .. I’m not even halfway through these and I think already peed my pants. Just when I think I’ve seen the funniest already .. Welsh Lady Ass Fudge? (#19) .. lol .. and club card points too …

  • Obvi

    #13 is obviously photoshopped, I wonder how many more are.

  • thisisntajoke

    rapeseed is canola and rape leaves are the leaves from the canola plant reatards

    • Gary Daniel

      Why did you have to call,people retards. And mispell retards st that?

  • thisisntajoke

    i got to number 7 and I’m done this is a childish list the ti would have thought funny when i was in the 8th grade its just stupid wow and way too fucking annoying every time you click next it goes to a whole other page that wastes too much time hella stupid where the dislike button

    • Gary Daniel

      I can understand your frustrstion with the slow upload and pop ups. I didn’t get that on this site but I have with others. It intrrups the fun. I don’t think I would have gone through them all if that happened to me.
      I got a kick out of them. Sometimes it’s fun to be an 8th grader.
      Hope day today is going better
      GD

      • the truth 100% organic

        yeah but I’m trying to laugh not get frustrated and it was childish…maybe my minds just too advanced

  • Alexalexalex1895

    God damn why do websites do this. Instead of conveniently putting all the pictures on one page, they fucking make you find a tiny little button and make it go to the next one, reloading the WHOLE page taking much longer. It anoyes the hell out of me and onces I realized this website was one of those assholes I didn’t even bother to keep looking.

  • Rosie Burzinski Breneman

    I remember the Ayds diet candies.I used to buy those when I was trying to lose weight back in the late 70’s, early 80’s. Before AIDS was known.

  • Aroura Borialice

    almost all of these are misunderstood, rape is a mustard cousin, faggots are pork guts, mistranslations, coincidences of language, and deliberately being stupid…

    • Gary Daniel

      Th s nks for the education about faggots. I had no idea whst that was. In the U.S. they are known as chitlin’s. You may not find them in a Kosher Deli.

  • George

    Ayds was actually a moderately successful diet gimmick — it was supposed to suppress appetite and taste like chocolate candy. It wasn’t a failure; it just lost popularity AFTER a certain auto-immune disease came along in the early 1980s. The article implies that it was an inaptly-named product that came along AFTER the disease. The bonehead author should have done some research, but he was too busy making juvenile jokes.

    • Gary Daniel

      Juvenile jokes are what this is all about. The Irony that Aydes candies were for losing weight and AIDS victims withered away like Andersonville prisoners.
      You can choose to be offended or not like what has been presented and even criticize it. But you can’t muzzle it or restrain it. 1st amendment to the U.S. Constitution.
      I love sites like this.

  • Richard Lemke

    Has that rabbit been ordained,or is that just a diguise?

    • Gary Daniel

      Ordained as Santa Bunny.

  • TexasJester

    Bimbo is a Mexican brand of breads. “Negrito” is basically “little black”, probably a chocolate dessert.

  • Ijustcant

    I like how the author reoeatedly uses derogatory terms while claiming not to support their use. I personally think it’s ok for comedy sake and I’ve been known to laugh at very inappropriate jokes but nobody likes a hypocrite.

  • me

    Ummm rape leaf is neither a mistranslation nor a product fail. It’s totally a thing. You are probably more used to hearing it referred to as canola.

  • Juan Fabuloso!

    The stupid Liberal will have a hard time with the word “negro” as used in the Spanish language.

  • Juan Fabuloso!

    This stupid piece had to be written by giggling children or a pathetic Liberal!

  • Josh

    Why a whole website page for 1 picture, going through 80 webpages suckd

  • Nicole Changes Gray

    The Negrito are several ethnic groups of the Australoid race who inhabit isolated parts of Southeast Asia. Their current populations include 12 Andamanese peoples of the Andaman Islands, six Semang peoples of Malaysia, the Mani of Thailand, and the Aeta, Agta, Ati, and 30 other peoples of the Philippines.

  • Mars

    Shitbegone! I read an article, in SPIN magazine, a decade ago about the guy who invented this. Jed Ela Creator, show it as art to people at stores (or something of the like) then put it on shelves after as a joke. ‘Catch and release’. Then after realizing people would actually buy it if it was at the right price and product value, began producing it. I mean I’d totally buy it if it was available here.

  • Bret Osborne

    Where the hell was the darth vader collectible carrier fail?

  • http://www.ntidata.com/ Tom James

    This is indeed a very amusing and kinda annoying product label, this is the reason why many people didn’t care about the labels anymore.

  • Tim Washington

    Me: “Expects to see comments on how funny as shit this”
    Me: loses more faith in humanity