We all know cats are here to take our place at the top of the food chain. Just look at how they’ve destabilized our infrastructure: rather than do our jobs, we spend all our time at work watching videos of their antics, even when those antics are blatantly evil. Observe our conquerors in action, and don’t be surprised when you find yourself laughing instead of organizing a militia to take on our future rulers.
If you don’t want to face the cold, hard truth, you can always just look at these 45 ridiculously adorable kittens.
This cat loves knocking things down a peg
Watch this cat use its unrelenting paws to beat down the proletariat. Repeatedly.
This cat rebuffs all attempts to get close to it
This is more than just needing personal space. This is a declaration of war.
This one declares all out war
This unhappy cat breaks loose like something from Alien and unleashes hell. Do not cross our cat overlords.
Prepare to give up all your lands and holdings
The Cat will take them.
Don’t try to fight back
You’ll lose.
Every time.
This cat defies your pleas for mercy
Say goodbye to everything you ever loved.
These cats are clearly super villains
One will emerge victorious. One will be your master.
They will give you a false sense of security
Never make the mistake of thinking a cat needs you.
They will make you conform to their beauty standards
Shape up, or face the consequences.
This cat will murder you
Won’t even lose sleep over it.
This cat will censor your media
Big Brother is watching.
They’re taking over politics
The day will come when CNN is nothing but cats debating how to keep us down.
So just remember where it all started
They’re claiming their territory.
And prepare for our cat overlords
It’s been fun, fellow humans. If you’d like to see the cuddlier side of cats, just look at these cute kittens.
